The title of this blog was going to be, I don't wear them but I appreciate those who do.
I got stuck after I wrote it and I realized it's because it's not true. I don't appreciate the big underpant wearer. I don't think about them really and I wonder if I don't think about them because they tend to be people who one doesn't notice or if I'm just a underwear snob of some sorts.
So I put some thought to it and decided I just don't notice, mostly because those who wear them are usually considerably older than 50, younger than 10 or are moms. Not hot moms just good ole snuggly moms. And these folks are all in the category of people who's underwear I don't seek and find.
This bullshit theory I'm making up about who wears big underwear is not always true however. For example, the woman in the picture here (which was removed for some ridiculous reason since it was VERY tame, only showing a woman's underwear peeking out from her pants, PRUDES) is approximately 25 years of age. With no regard to her backside presentation she is sporting her big underpants as she landscapes and weeds. I was impressed and all I could think of as I passed her again was that I had to have a picture.
She's an anomaly really. This is no goofy looking girl. You can't see but she's kinda hot. Definitely not dateless. She's probably not a virgin. So I wonder, does she wear these underpants out on dates too? Or are they just for pulling weeds, absorbing sweat and so forth?
Do they ride up when she wears them? Or is there so much fabric that they're just too heavy to move from their original position?
What's the appeal? I'd like to know. Regardless, I bet they're warm in the winter and absorbent in the summer. And as I recall some people use them as cleaning rags when they're done wearing them. I watched a woman dust her furniture with Pledge and her underpants once.
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Was the person with the Pledge and the underpants me? Oh, I forgot, I don't dust. But that totally sounds like something I would do.
Actually, I wear men's boxer briefs. As a martial artist I have to kick a lot, and regular cute girl undies travel way far north. If that happens then I'm picking them out of my cooch when I should be blocking.
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