Sunday, April 15, 2007

the pecker quandary

Why do we call cocks, peckers? Is it because they peck at holes like wood birds? It's an undignified concept, for both the cock and the person it's pecking.

And while I'm waxing philosophical, why do we call them cocks? Again the pecking issue? Pecky pocky fuckers? Who has pecking sex? Gimme a shout out.

Dicks and head. Heads, because they are little heads? I've never seen a big head that reminded me of the little head or vise versa. I would be sad for the owner of such a strange looking big head. Head, because men sometimes think with the little head?

And dick, well dick is a good one.

make like dick,
be slick,
not quick.

yes, dick is a fit,
hey, don't get lit,
it's just a sound that rhymes with clit,
sort of..

2 comments:

SUEB0B said...

I think it is because roosters are always having sex. They say you have to have at least 3-4 hens for every rooster...

Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girls said...

ahhh. there should be some rabbit dick reference too.