Today I was hit on by a ten year old.
He looked me up and down and said, "Whad up mami?"
Inwardly I said, "Nutin much little papi. Yo baby, I AM old enough to be yo mami."
Outwardly I smiled in that laughing way, he blushed and darted away. Very cute.
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2 comments:
I'm so jealous. I only get infants. They give me those wet, toothless grins like, "heyyy... how you doin'?" Wonder why that is? Could it be that I am the Dairy Queen? If I were a 90s pop star my name would be Spice Rack? But you're cool to 10 year old boys, the arbitors of what is and what ain't in the cool spectrum. Dumb babies...
the rack has to be it. it's very noticeable. I mean it sits right on the front of you all big and proud.
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