Today I was walking to work. This guy stops me and says, "Excuse me Miss, have you heard the announcement that His Holiness will be blessing us with his presence here in Harlem today?"
My head is shaking, "No" as I'm trying to figure out if he's talking about Louis Farrakhan, the Dalia Lama or some high falootin Baptist preacher.
He leans over and says, "Girl, I'm jus fuckin wit choo." I slapped his arm and we walked bumping shoulders, laughing for a block.
And this is what makes me LOVE this city.
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That is the BEST!
That is hilarious.
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