Something smells in the kitchen. It's like olives, where olives shouldn't be. I was doing the dishes and the smell refused to leave me to my task. I'm afraid to investigate. Maybe it will go away..
Call the police. There is obviously a corpse in your kitchen. Which is no big deal except the corpse's dog is probably starving because nobody is feeding her.
toatedsuzy: that's truly terrifying. i'm amazed it didn't lurch to its bone and attack after a few months.
i guess one thing i could count as a small blessing if i were that sort of person (which i'm NOT, snarl) is that the complete blackout meant i finally did the long-overdue cleanout of the freezer. and defrosting just happened naturally! i'm not sure i would've thrown out *everything* in an ideal world, but well there oyu are.
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that's probably the best thing you can do..
yes, besides that's what roommates are for, no?
Olives never go away.
They must be eaten or shipped by martini.
I had a porkchop in my refrigerator for several years. It was just one little porkchop on a lonely white plate.
I'm not even sure it was my porkchop.
Anyway, it eventually got thrown away.
So, there you go.
Call the police. There is obviously a corpse in your kitchen. Which is no big deal except the corpse's dog is probably starving because nobody is feeding her.
LOL
I hate to say it, but if there's a corpse and a dog? the dog probably isn't going hungry.
toatedsuzy: that's truly terrifying. i'm amazed it didn't lurch to its bone and attack after a few months.
i guess one thing i could count as a small blessing if i were that sort of person (which i'm NOT, snarl) is that the complete blackout meant i finally did the long-overdue cleanout of the freezer. and defrosting just happened naturally! i'm not sure i would've thrown out *everything* in an ideal world, but well there oyu are.
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